The Illumiswaggi Tape
by Illumiswaggi
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Digital Album
Immediate download of 4-track album in your choice of high-quality MP3, FLAC, or just about any other format you could possibly desire.Buy Now name your price
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Raid (prod. Terradon)
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about
The epitome of rap. Swag level = 20 billion
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released 18 October 2012
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- Track Name: Excess Swaggage (prod. BennyBeats123)
- DICK MADE A PRADA, BALLS ARE DOLCE AND GABBANA, THIS DESIGNER CROTCH WORTH MO K'S THAN BANANAS, GOOCH MADE A GUCCI, INSURANCE BE WHAT YOU NEED IF YOU RIDIN DIS DESIGNER DICK ALSO TAKE OFF YO SHOES PLEASE, BULLETPROOF BOXERS FUCKIN IRON MIKE, PROTECT DEM JEWELS THEY WORTH MORE THAN YO LIFE, I CUM DIAMONDS GIVE DAT HO AN ICE CREAM PIE, TO THE FACE CLOWN STYLE, FUCK KIDS, NO PAEDOPHILE, PEARL NECKLACE? I WRECK NECKS QUICK, LEFT LOVIN THE WHITE STUFF LIKE THEY BE USIN ALL THE NESQUIK, VERSACE APACHE KILL A HOBO WIT A LOGO FROM A MASERATI, BRICK STYLE QUICK WHILST MODELLIN ARMANI, POSEIDON'S GETTING JEALOUS, SO IMMA FUCK HIS BITCH, TELL HER HOW IT DO, WIT MA DICK UP IN DAT FISH, NO WEST SHIT, IM DA POPE O' PUSSY BIG BENEDICK WHERE MA VESTAMENTS? BUT PLEASE ONLY THE BESTEST OF THE FRESHEST, DICK MADE A PRADA, BALLS ARE DOLCE AND GABBANA, THIS DESIGNER CROTCH WORTH MO K'S THAN BANANAS, GOOCH MADE A GUCCI, INSURANCE BE WHAT YOU NEED IF YOU RIDIN DIS DESIGNER DICK ALSO TAKE OFF YO SHOES PLEASE, AN ARMY OF FERRARI'S, IS WHAT THE FUCK THAT I NEED, A HUNNID PRIVATE JETS JUST TO SHOW OFF IN MALAWI, IMMA MAKE IT RAIN, NO VOODOO SHIT, SWEAT CAUSE ALL DIS LEATHER ON AND FUCK HAVIN TO CHANGE, IM NOT USED TO IT, BALL SO HARD, CEMENTICLES, AIN'T NO OTHER BALL THIS HARD ASYMMETRICAL, BITCH TOUCH MY PENIS, JUST CUZ SHE WANNA FEEL IT, SHE KNOW SHE NEVER GET A CHANCE TO EVER GET DAT REAL SHIT, HO GET MO DOUGH THEN GO BUY SOME DECENT CLOTHES, SPEND A HUNNID GRAND ON A SOCK, THEN I'LL LET YOU SUCK MY COCK, GET ON MY FUCKIN LEVEL HO, MY DICK BIGGER THAN MY PEDESTAL, BITCH LEFT WETTER THAN A PEDALO, GET TO THE GARDEN, MODEL BITCH NEED SOME FAT SO GET THE LARD IN, DON'T JUST GO DUMB GO RETARDED, DICK MADE A PRADA, BALLS ARE DOLCE AND GABBANA, THIS DESIGNER CROTCH WORTH MO K'S THAN BANANAS, GOOCH MADE A GUCCI, INSURANCE BE WHAT YOU NEED IF YOU RIDIN DIS DESIGNER DICK ALSO TAKE OFF YO SHOES PLEASE, ASS OF VERSACE, RALPH LAUREN SHIT ON A HORSE TRY CATCH ME, SO FLY IN MY JETS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK IS GRAVITY, GOOCH MADE A GUCCI, INSURANCE BE WHAT YOU NEED IF YOU RIDIN DIS DESIGNER DICK ALSO TAKE OFF YO JEWELLERY, DICK MADE A PRADA, BALLS ARE DOLCE AND GABBANA, THIS DESIGNER CROTCH WORTH MO K'S THAN BANANAS, GOOCH MADE A GUCCI, INSURANCE BE WHAT YOU NEED IF YOU RIDIN DIS DESIGNER DICK ALSO TAKE OFF YO SHOES PLEASE
- Track Name: Stacks (prod. BennyBeats123)
- STACKS ON MA DICK BITCH STACKS ON MA DICK (x3), DRY WALL ON MY DICK BECAUSE MY STACKS TOO FUCKIN THICK, GOING THROUGH THE ROOF HO, LIKE FAT BITCH CHOLESTEROL, THROWING STACKS UP LIKE WE BOUT TO ROAST, YO BREAD IS BOUT AS USELESS AS FUCKIN BURNT TOAST, JUST GOT A PAPERCUT, FROM MY STACKS, DATS BLOOD MONEY, CALL ME HITMAN, BEAT DA PUSSY UP WIT A STACK, NO DICK, CAUSE MA DICK SO BIG DA BITCH WOULD RIP, REST IN PEACE HO, REST IN PEACE HO, BURY THE BITCH IN STACKS AND DATS WHAT I CALL A FUNER-HO, I HAVE THE FUCKIN AMAZON IN MY POCKET, CAUSE A ME ITS GONE WONT STOP IT, FUCK YOLO, THAT DODO SWAG; I GOT IT, FUCK DEM JENGA BLOCKS, I PLAY WITH STACKS, STACKS OF STACKS SO HIGH GROUND CRACKS LIKE GLASS WHEN STACKS FALL BACK THROWN IN THE TRASH, FUCK RECYCLING, SUCK MA DICK YOU BETTER SWALLOW THAT'S 'ME'-CYCLING, WIPE YO FACE WIT MY BILLS BITCH, CALL HER 'STACK-CHIN', GOT SO MANY STACKS BIN THE STACK LIKE A NAPKIN, CALL THAT STACK A HAS-BIN, BITCH GO THROUGH THE TRASH LIKE THAT HO'S RELAPSIN, BUT DAT SHIT AIN'T CRACK IT'S JUST A STACK WHERE MA DICK HAD BEEN, STACKS ON MA DICK BITCH STACKS ON MA DICK (x3) THE ROOF STAINED GREEN CAUSE HOW MUCH STACKS I HAVE IS SICK, GOT DAT PIMP GAME 'STACK HAND', STACK SLAP A BITCH FUCK A BACK HAND, PAY CUT TIL SHE UNDERSTAND, YOU THINK THIS FUNNY 'WHAT'?! YOU THINK THIS FUNNY 'WHAT'?! TIL I COME UP IN YO FACE, STACK SLAP CALL THAT THE MONEY SHOT, I SEE MY FUTURE, DIAMONDS AND MO' STACKS, FUCK YOU GYPSY, READ MY PALM YOU CAN'T CAUSE ALL YOU'LL SEE IS STACKS, DON'T TOUCH MY STACKS GYPSY, I AM NOT J-KWON BITCH I AM NOT TIPSY, DOUBLE DIGITS IN YO FACE IF YOU CAN'T LIP-READ, I PLANTED STACKS DAMN RIGHT I'M GROWING STACK-LINGS, STACKRICULTURE BITCH, IS WHAT IS FUCKING HAPPENING, TELL MY STACKS BEDTIME STORIES BEFORE BED CAUSE IN THE MORNING, THEY BE BACK SLAPPING BITCHES INTO FORMER GLORY, I BE ON MY GRIND, I DON'T EVEN SKATE, BUT THE HO'S HIT THE DECK, IF THEY KNOW THAT THEY IS LATE, YOU GOT FAITH AND IS A CHRISTIAN? I'M YO GOD NOW, STEAL FROM ME, IT'S FUCKIN STACKRILEGIOUS, STACKS ON MA DICK BITCH STACKS ON MA DICK (x3) STACKSLAP YA DOME; DEAD, LIKE A PRICE WAS ON YO HEAD
- Track Name: Raid (prod. Terradon)
- FUCK DA POLICE, TAKE A DICK BETWEEN YO TEETH, BREAK YO JAW, FUCK THE LAW, SHOUTING 'FUCK AUTHORITY', x4 WHAT UP MR OFFICER? I FUCKED YO SISTER OFFICER, LICK MY BALLS I WONT RESPECT YA, WEAR MO' VESTS ONE WONT PROTECT YA, TASER TO YO ASSHOLE, LEAVE YOU PIGGY FRAZZLED, SHITTY AND LEFT GAPING LIKE A BROKEN FUCKIN MANHOLE, K-9, MEET MY CARBINE, SPLATTER DOG MATTER ALL OVER LIKE BABIES WITH MARMITE, SHIT'S NASTY, AND MESSY, BEST IF YOU TEST ME YOU FIRST GET A BLESSING, CAUSE IF YOU CROSS ME YOU'LL FIND DAT IT'S COSTLY, I'LL LEAVE YOU BLOODY FROSTY, LIKE A SNOWMAN WITH A CHAINSAW IN HIS BODY, SOCK A COP A LOT A SHOTS LEFT HIM SIX FEET, BENEATH MY CLETES WHICH I KEEP ON WHILST I SKEET SKEET TO THE BEAT OF YOUR WEAK FAMILY'S GRIEF, (WHAAT?!) I GOTS THE RIGHT, TO FUCK SHIT UP ALL NIGHT, WHEN YOU THINK THE PARTY'S DONE I'M GATECRASHING ANOTHER ONE, SETTING FIRE TO THEIR DOG AND HIT IT WITH A BUN, HOT DOG, SHIT I THINK I DONE IT WRONG, WHO GIVE A FUCK NOT ME, THE COPS? BRING YO SQUAD I'LL RPG THE LOT, RAMBO SHIT, IM STILL OAAN, TIL THEY GONE TO BEDS OR 'THE BEYOND', FUCK DA POLICE, TAKE A DICK BETWEEN YO TEETH, BREAK YO JAW, FUCK THE LAW, SHOUTING 'FUCK AUTHORITY', x2 '911', 'YO WASSUP', 'WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?' 'SUCK MY NUTS, THEY DRY AS FUCK, THIS AN EMERGE'- 'IM HANGING UP' FUCK PHONE CALLS MERELY STALLIN ALL THE LIPS AROUND MY BALLS, GRAND THEFT AUTO IS THE MOTTO SUCK IT DRAKE YOU NEED A BOTTLE? GO FULL THROTTLE THROUGH A MODEL, THEN BLOW UP A FUCKIN HOSTEL, HERE DA FIVE-O, I GOT MY BALLS ON SHOW, THEY SO STUNNED BY MY DICK SIZE THEY MOUTHS ALL LOOK LIKE O, GET THE FUCK TO TEABAGGIN, GET THE FUCK TO TEABAGGIN, ONLY WOMEN OFFICERS CAUSE TO MEN IS FOR THEE FAGGOTS, RENEGADE MARINADE IN LUCOZADE, ENERGY FOR WHEN I SEE ENEMIES, FUCKIN POLICE.
- Track Name: Some Substance (prod. SpaceWolf)
- A LOTTA DRUGS INSIDE MY SYSTEM, TOOK EM LIKE I WOULDN'T MISS EM, SO HIGH MAN IF I FELL NOW I WOULD DIE, NEVER GONNA COME DOWN, FUCK REALITY I'LL TAKE THE DREAMS UNTIL I COME ROUND, TIL THEN LET THE BASS POUND, SO MUCH COKE THESE HO'S THINK; SNOW, SLAM THEY FACE INTO THE PILE, AND THEN MY DICK TO BLOW, HIGHER THAN A HOUSE, BECAUSE IM ON THE ROOF, COPS CAME SO I ATE THEM DRUGS SO WHERES YA PROOF? I CAN TAKE IT, IM THE GREATEST, FUCK YOUR FACE I FUCKIN HATE IT, TRIPPIN FROM DAT LSD, POPPED A HUNNID ECSTASY, IM FUCKIN UP MY DENTISTRY, TO SAVE THE DAY ILL EAT A KILO OF SOME KETAMINE, A LOTTA DRUGS INSIDE MY SYSTEM, TOOK EM LIKE I WOULDN'T MISS EM, SO HIGH MAN IF I FELL NOW I WOULD DIE, NEVER GONNA COME DOWN, FUCK REALITY I'LL TAKE THE DREAMS UNTIL I COME ROUND, TIL THEN LET THE BASS POUND, TURN INTO A MONGO, GIMME DAT UM BONGO, LOVE THAT JUNGLE SHIT LIKE IT'S SOME DRANK OUT OF THE CONGO, IMMA NEVER COME DOWN, LIKE A CAT WITH A TREE, FADING IN THE SMOKE NOW AS IF I PRACTICE WIZARDRY, SO HIGH CAUSE I SMOKED A RAINFOREST OF GREEN, TRIBES LEFT HOMELESS, TRYIN TO GET A FUCK OUT ME IS MOTHER FUCKIN HOPELESS, A KILO OF BATH SALTS, LAID DOWN LIKE ASPHALT, CREDIT CARD, DISREGARD IMMA COMMIT ASSAULT, SO HOT SO FRESH, EAT A BITCH, GET HEAD, SCREAMING, NAKED, BUT I AIN'T UN-DEAD, BLOWN OUT MY NOSE SO GOT ONLY ONE NOSTRIL, TAKE MORE DRUGS TO AID THE PAIN FUCK A HOSPITAL, SMOKE SO MUCH THEY CALL ME VACCUUM, SO MUCH ROOM FOR MORE MA MUSHROOMS, EATING TIL I AM A FUN GUY, USING SHITTY WORD PLAY TIL I DIE, WITH EITHER RED OR MASSIVE PUPILS IN MY EYES, I HAVE TOO MUCH WEED, THEY CALL ME 'SHITTY GARDENER', GOT SO MANY ROCKS ALSO CALL ME HANNA BARBERA, BITCH WANNA SPOON? GOT MA DICK OUT THINKING IMMA GET THE POON, THEN AGAIN MAN I DONT WANT A CRACK BABY, FIRST, I'M TOO LAZY, AND HAVIN MORE THAN ONE OF ME IS JUST TOO FUCKIN CRAZY, SO THERE NO DICK FOR YOU LADY, TOTALLY SPACING OUT MAN IM ON PLUTO, NOT THE PLANET ON THE FUCKING DOG NAMED PLUTO, GOOFY, WHAT DID YOU PUT IN MY DRINK, ROOFIES?! NOW THERE'S DRUGS INSIDE MY SYSTEM, WHERE'S MY FRIENDS I FUCKIN MISS EM, I WANT TO GO HOME NOW, JUST LEAVE ME ALONE NOW, CALL THE COPS WHERE IS MY PHONE NOW?! I NEVER WANTED THIS, MAN I JUST TOOK THE PISS, CMON MAN GOOFY PLEASE PUT AWAY YOUR DICK, OH GOOD DONALD CAME, NO REALLY CAME, I'M JUST GLAD THAT IT WASN'T HEADED FOR MY BRAIN, IM SURROUNDED, NOW THEY'RE COMING FOR ME, NOT THAT WAY YOU FAGGOTS THEY ARE SMOTHERIN ME
